I once was lost, but now am found.

The best way into a man’s heart is with a steak.

Give the cows a break, for once.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.

Sometimes you feel like a nut.

Simplicity at its finest.

It’s like a Bastille Day party in your mouth.

Turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese.

When the moon hits your eye.

Get them eating these, and maybe someday they’ll try real octopus. Maybe.