February 2nd, 2015

Meringue Cookies

What’s a citrus fruit’s favorite dance? The lemon merengue! […]

November 17th, 2014

Almond Flour Crackers

Never be cracka-lackin’ again, fool. […]

October 17th, 2014

Fruit Rollups and/or Fruit Leathers

I wouldn’t call it a fetish, just an appreciation. […]

September 20th, 2014


Oh, I’m a gummy bear. Yes I’m a gummy bear. Oh I’m a funny lucky yummy tummy gummy bear. Oh I’m a jelly bear… […]

December 2nd, 2013

My Mayonnaise Confession

I have become that epicurian friend. […]

December 10th, 2012

Gingerbread Man Kit (plus sugar-free frosting)

As fast as you can. […]

October 21st, 2012

Sweet Chicken Salad

Made from only friendly chickens. […]

February 8th, 2012


Nyoh, it’s nyot “knocky.” […]

October 12th, 2011

French Toast

I once was lost, but now am found. […]

September 29th, 2011

Steak Sandwiches

The best way into a man’s heart is with a steak. […]