For when you get a little crabby.

The best way into a man’s heart is with a steak.

They’ll make you want to pahk your cah near the hahbor.

Much, much better than sloppy joes.

I can quit anytime I want. I swear.

Just one of a million possible combinations.

It’s 4th of July cookout time!

All of the flavor, none of the slimy chunks!