Suburbia may not be home on the range, but there ARE a few Range Rovers on my street.

Did you know, if you measured all the sand in northern Africa, it would be enough to cover the Sahara Desert?

They make me feel so pastoral.

For when you get a little crabby.

Everybody loves stuff.

Should really be lelmon salmon, I think.

The best way into a man’s heart is with a steak.

Me, oh my, oh.

Rhymes with dodge-mah.

Mind your peas and queues.