I’ve got a hot date tonight…

I think we should call it a “purple,” just like an orange.

Made from only friendly chickens.

Suburbia may not be home on the range, but there ARE a few Range Rovers on my street.

Made with real Mexican shrimps from the Gulf.

Did you know, if you measured all the sand in northern Africa, it would be enough to cover the Sahara Desert?

Be still, my beeting heart.

Not just for frankfurters.

The sauce is the boss.

Think cold-weather thoughts.