Made from only friendly chickens.

Get yourself into a zen state of mind.

Everybody loves stuff.

Give the cows a break, for once.

Try to say it five times fast.

Es muy bueno.

KFC ain’t got nothin’ on me.

I don’t need “soup weather” to enjoy soup… I’m an equal-opportunity enjoyer.

It’s like chicken ‘n’ rice casserole, but with a fancier name.

Great-grandma knew what was up.