Get them eating these, and maybe someday they’ll try real octopus. Maybe.

KFC ain’t got nothin’ on me.

There’s always room for it!

Great-grandma knew what was up.

Spring is (almost) here!

A collision of cuisines.

The other other white meat.

More versatile than you ever imagined.

Mmm, mmm, gluten-free!

So smooth and so sneaky.