For when you get a little crabby.

I bet the pope likes them too.

Everybody loves stuff.

Make your own Gatorade!

The sauce is the boss.

Should really be lelmon salmon, I think.

It involves a crust, and whipped cream. Ergo, it is a pie.

I once was lost, but now am found.

The best way into a man’s heart is with a steak.

A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.